Hurry, girls! If you pre-order now you can have this Valentino Rosier Tote on your arm in time for fall. (Crickets chirp. Tumbleweeds roll by.) Yeeaaaaaaaah, that’s what I thought. Valentino has missed the mark with this Rosier (grossier, I say) purse. Roses may be lovely, but not in a dirty-looking, black and nude ombre taffeta presentation. I’m all for dark and edgy, but the poor buds look like they were tarred, feathered, and then flung into a dumpster. On the bright side, I now know what an Oreo made out of roses looks like.